AP meets The Miz

The Miz

The Miz (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Inside the arena, former MTV Real World buffoon and current WWE heel, ‘The Miz’, trots out from behind an enormous videotron, which plays images of his smirking greatness to obnoxious hard rock.  He runs down a gate-lined aisle, hops up into the ring, then climbs onto the top ropes.  He throws his arms up in the air, as the crowd soaks in his t-shirt, which screams with the public loudspeaker, “I’m Awesome!!”

Sort of like this tweet from the AP:

AP: BREAKING: Associated Press wins Pulitzer for reporting on NYPD’s spying on Muslim neighborhoods.

According to Wikipedia, this is the Pulitzer Prize board:

The 19-member board consists mostly of major newspaper editors and executives, along with four academics including the president of Columbia University and the dean of the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism.

This is like Momma and Papa Duggar (of 19 Kids and Counting fame) giving two of their kids a gold star for playing nice, then the kids running into school the next day and presenting it at show and tell… during math class.  Continue reading