Benghazi, coming to a theatre near you

Life is good when you’re the celebrity-in-chief. In the week leading up to the election, Obama’s starring role alongside Chris Christie in Hurricane Relief: The Superstorm Sandy Story  helped him cruise to a second term. And today the Associated Press, which now has their Hollywood staff covering him full time, reports on some positive trends in Obama’s attempt to recover from his directorial debut, the box office flop Benghazi:

Obama may get chance to end Benghazi PR disaster

WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House could finally have its chance to close the books on its Benghazi public relations disaster, as key Republicans signal they might not stand in the way of U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice to become the next secretary of state.

Phew… Ms. Rice sure lucked out on this one. Republican movie critics were much less forgiving with Jennifer Lopez after Gigli.

Rice is widely seen as President Barack Obama’s top pick to replace Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton as the nation’s top diplomat. But Rice’s reputation took a serious hit this fall when she relied on unclassified talking points provided by the intelligence community that portrayed the attack in Benghazi, Libya, as a spontaneous assault by a mob angered by an anti-Muslim video posted on YouTube.

She “relied” on the lines fed to her by the director, just like any actress would. Hardly seems fair for Republicans to hold that against her. No one blames Natalie Portman for the dreadful romantic dialogue in the most recent Star Wars trilogy.  Why should there be a different standard set for Susan Rice? Read more of this post

The hilarity of reopening old, painful wounds

Even celebrities who are normally hilarious are not immune to the siren call of unoriginal musings on the GOP’s latent evil:

The above is a tweet by the usually very funny Seth Rogen. (The next day he tweeted, “Your pinky is the smallest finger but is capable of holding the biggest secrets.” Now that’s funny.)

The KKK line soon made the rounds on Facebook, gaining surely smirking “likes”. The only problem is that “Keep America American” is not Romney’s slogan. According to snopes.com (the only honest fact-checker left), Romney never even used those words. A NY Times blog (which was forced to issue a correction) misquoted him regarding a point about not following Europe into a fiscal apocalypse.

These sorts of phony trends don’t just emerge from celebrities. Obama has criticized Republicans as the party better fit for the last century, yet his campaign and their acolytes in the media consistently reopen 50-year-old wounds over racism and women’s rights. Read more of this post

AP meets The Miz

The Miz

The Miz (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Inside the arena, former MTV Real World buffoon and current WWE heel, ‘The Miz’, trots out from behind an enormous videotron, which plays images of his smirking greatness to obnoxious hard rock.  He runs down a gate-lined aisle, hops up into the ring, then climbs onto the top ropes.  He throws his arms up in the air, as the crowd soaks in his t-shirt, which screams with the public loudspeaker, “I’m Awesome!!”

Sort of like this tweet from the AP:

AP: BREAKING: Associated Press wins Pulitzer for reporting on NYPD’s spying on Muslim neighborhoods.

According to Wikipedia, this is the Pulitzer Prize board:

The 19-member board consists mostly of major newspaper editors and executives, along with four academics including the president of Columbia University and the dean of the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism.

This is like Momma and Papa Duggar (of 19 Kids and Counting fame) giving two of their kids a gold star for playing nice, then the kids running into school the next day and presenting it at show and tell… during math class.  Read more of this post

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