What would Mitch Hedberg say? – Part 1
March 30, 2012 1 Comment
When we referenced Mitch Hedberg in a post earlier this week, we started thinking about more of his jokes. Today is the seventh anniversary of his passing, so in honor of his life and comedy, we decided to try to figure out what Mitch Hedberg would have to say about today’s political scene. Enjoy:
1. ”You know when it comes to racism, people say: ‘ I don’t care if they’re black, white, purple, or green.’ Uh, hold on now: purple or green?! You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! Unless they’re suffocating, then help ‘em.”
Hedberg lays out the path of unending political correctness and non-judgmentalism. We should always be checking to make sure our society’s moral compass is properly calibrated, but those who wish to throw out the concept of a moral compass altogether would lead us down a dangerous path… where we’re overrun by purple people. Read more of this post
